TheBeagle's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PO'ed Chef]

Hilarious!

"Now get out of her. Go make some burritos or something!" lol

This honestly should be a series. This was pretty funny. I like the jokes.
I can already see this as one of the many Newgrounds Series!

PBM responds:

If the score had been a bit higher, we probably would have considered another one, but this one didnt really do that well. Were currently working on a fully animated cartoon WITHOUT sticks and hoping it does a bit better. We DO plan on making a series of the new one tho. Unless it sucks too, then its back to the drawing board..heh.
Thanks for the response. We appreciate the feedback.

[Elmer And Fredrick]

Goooood

This should be a series.

Incredibly stupid and silly. I like it.

Creatus responds:

I'm a star

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 02]

Keep Practicing

Okay, let me go through this and shred your little work up in bits of constructive goodness. That way you can't put an "abusive" sticker on me like the last time.

Graphics- The graphics need work. Very bad. In fact, its just Hitler with a flag on a cropped enviroment.

Style- There wasn't much of it. Work on this as this flash seemed bland and boring. There was just one scene.

Sound- I'll give it a 3. There was only that one sync of music and even that wasn't very good.

Violence- None.

Interactivity- None.

Humor- This is where I really dislike it the most. Humor lacks every from this. Like I said about Day 1, any flash involving Hitler unless it truly has some innovative joks is not funny. Hitler was a mass murderer. Tell me how that is so funny?
Look, Afrostar you are very juvenile. I saw you're picture, a female emo it looks like, and I think you're just making these to give off an image that you're so raunchy and your flashes are so dark in humor. Well forget that.

I'm trying to be nice about this. Your flash needs a lot of work. Put some animation in it. I think a lot of people forget that still animations, even in Flash format, is NOT animation.

Overall, its poor. Its not funny in whatsoever way, and the graphics and style need a major boost. If you do decide to make another one of these please include more animation.

Keep practicing. You have some potential.

~Iron_Fries

(And dont even try lying to yourself that this review is abusive. Constructive criticism is all that comes from this.)

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

AfroStar is a star with an afro, not a female emo :/

[Blockhead: Episode 7]

Good but PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION

Good work.

Your humor is.....amazing.
Probably the best one yet.

My question is:
How long does it take you to do the frame by frame work like when Blockhead sits down and dances and things? How long does that take you?

Thankyou,
~Sir_Iron_Fries

The-Swain responds:

It probably took me an hour to do the entire dancing sequence and the sitting/moving combined. Maybe an hour and a half if you include formatting and lip-synching while he was jumping about. I've been doing that kind of FBF for a while, but what makes it look good this time (in my opinion) is that I've finally learned how to standardize my lines and my style. Blockhead doesn't change shapes mid-animation anymore, and his outlines don't go from thin to thick, clean to messy, like they used to. Or at least not as much. (For an example, watch Blockhead in Ep.1 when he says "Make it work, please!". Not only does he jump to the end of the animation with no frames between, but he's not even the same shape or height.)

It's just cleaner because I've found my "zone". I love the "zone".

[MGS: Trip Home]

Wow!

This surpised me!
Okay let me go through this.

Graphics- Good but a bit simple. Character design was fine. The background of the airport needed more detail, you should've made that red button a bit more detailed, and the burger king scene could've boosted a little bit more. Overall an 8/10

Style- This was pretty good. The style kept close to the game and was great. Loved it.

Sound- Really goooooood voice acting. I love the two guards who are parenting Raiden. Hilarious!

Violence- None.

Interactivity- None.

Humor- This was the best part. Everything was funny and not too cheesey and not too stupid. Really funny and especially made MGS fans laugh. I loved this. Great job.

Overall- 8.8/10 Good job. MAKE MORE EPISODES FOLLOWING THIS!

Note: Improve graphics and you'll be fine.

~Iron_Fries

Aeonstars responds:

thanks a lot for the long review and thanks for being so thorough! Check back in a few months! ;)

-Aeonstars

[Pissed Off and Armed]

Pretty good

Its like a watered down version of madness.

Very good however.

~Iron_Fries

Tome89 responds:

Lots of people mention madness when reviewing this flash. Duh...

Thanks for reviewing, Iron Flies!

[Lays the Cactus]

Bad but Good

SILLY RUFFLES!

I like it. Its like a funnier version of those shitty Clock movies.

LordOfKetchup responds:

lol I guess that's good.

["The Escape"]

Sound needs work but..

Good flash with a lot of symbolism.

However it ended very abruptly. The credits sound did not fit with the real tone of the movie, neither did the title screen.

The special features were a neat touch to help understand the story.

Good job overall. 9/10

iBernie responds:

Thanks. I'll use your comment to improve on my next submission.

[Mr. Toast: Episode 02]

HOLY CRAP!

I want to help you with Episode 3.'

Email me at drummerboy45884 at yahoo dot com
W00t amazing!

CaptainToast responds:

Sure. E-mailing soon.

[Smokers Tale #5]

Great!

I loved the original stoyline and action. Great job!

Tzanko responds:

What storyline...: ) thanks